Steven Daigle is an avid soccer player who is running a little late for practice scrimmage this evening. But it's going to have to wait, because Steven has a pre-game ritual that he must adhere to (you know, superstitions and all that). First he showers and shaves, then once he is all nice and clean, he jerks off on his cleats. And strange as it may sound, Steven has found that it brings him luck, eases tension, and clears his mind for the goal at hand.

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